Y’all Can Stop Calling Me Now

Charlene’s kooky friends have been emailing and calling her all morning. They’re dying to know how last night’s bondage session at the “secret” club went. I’ll save you all the trouble of dialing my number. Charlene —- sigh!!! —- did not make it to her “secret” club last night.I guess the club isn’t that much of a “secret” anyway. The name of the club was revealed in the comments of my last entry. Visit their website here. Another club was introduced to Charlene by her kooky friend Racy yesterday. Visit that club’s website here.

I didn’t make it to the club (or get to escape the in-law Tiltons) because Mother Tilton was extremely mean and super critical of Big Daddy and his life here with me in our SE Shanty Shack. Big Daddy was practically in tears. As much as I wanted to leave my hubby-dubby for a little spank-and-whip play, I know that my duties as a wife are the first priority. I spent much of last night building Big Daddy back up after Mother Tilton attacked him with a wrecking ball.

All is not completely lost, I guess, because I did a little self-flagellation. I stood in front of a full-length mirror for five minutes and spanked myself pretty hard. I slapped my bare ass and pulled my tender nipples. If I make my voice really deep and yell “Bad, bad bitch” to myself while I’m self-spanking, I can sort of fool myself into thinking there’s a big masked man in the room.

Gotta run. I need to make sure Marita isn’t burning the brunch. Mother Tilton would never let me live burnt brunch down.

Charlene’s Easter Basket

I’m looking forward to a lot of things this Easter weekend. Mr. B.D. “Big Daddy” Tilton has bought me a slew of golden eggs and delectable delights as Easter gifts. He plans on showering them on me over the course of the next two days. Our Filipino maid, Marita, is going to cook a delicious Easter ham and lots of deviled eggs. I can’t wait to nibble on them.

What I’m most excited about is that the Tilton family, my in-laws, will be taking over our SE shanty shack this evening. They’ll be here for the next two days, and I couldn’t be happier. In total, I have four in-laws coming to visit. Grandma Tilton, two sisters-in-law and one brother-in-law. Our Shanty Shack is going to be packed like a sardine can!

For the most part I despise having the Tilton clan around. They are bossy and demanding and they expect Marita to wait on them 24 hours a day. They invade my space and divert Big Daddy from his only goal in life- pleasing me. What I do enjoy about having the in-laws take over our shanty shack is that I can disappear for extended periods of time unnoticed. These occasions are rare opportunities for me to get in touch with my favorite vices.

Tonight, while the Tiltons are throwing back whiskeys by the gallon at the Mandarin Oriental, I’m going to catch up on one of my favorite naughty habits, bondage. There’s a secret “club” here in Washington, DC, where you can be tied, gagged, and spanked like a naughty girl all night long. I’ll be there tonight. Big Daddy will be so busy with his overbearing mother that I doubt he’ll notice. I need this release.

A lot of times, tiny little spitfires like me like to do the spanking. I like to be spanked. This is my time to be submissive, to be punished for all the naughty little things I’ve done since my last session. This is Charlene’s Easter present to herself!

Which Avatar Do You Prefer?

I can’t decide which Charlene I like better for my avatar. Young and silly Charlene (pictured with pigtails below) or the mature and seductive Charlene you see here. Thoughts?

For a Kiss or Two, I’ll Link to You

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It’s Party Time!

I don’t know what I’m doing, but I sure the hell am going to have fun while I’m doing it!

Let’s party!